No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Help. Why am I so naked?
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