Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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