Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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