Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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