I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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