Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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