Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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