my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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