So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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