Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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