i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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