Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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