Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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