Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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