Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
