Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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