And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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