How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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