Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
