I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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