U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
