all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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