I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i've created a new STD.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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