dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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