I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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