Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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