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She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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