We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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