he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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