You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
