U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Enjoy the penises
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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