she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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