yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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