You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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