Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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