I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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