Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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