I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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