everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Even my vagina gasped.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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