i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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