Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
