well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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