If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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