I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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