you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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