found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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