I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Pants are for mortals
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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