I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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