Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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