Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I party with great urgency now.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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