Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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