and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize