Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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